Best Dressed: Giuliana Rancic
You guys, what's up with Oscar fashion? I thought everyone was boring last year, and they were boring this year, too! Even the stunningly gorgeous Lupita N'yongo was just meh for me. The only person I really loved wasn't even an actor!
Worst Dressed: Pharell Williams
Pharell wore a SHORTS TUXEDO. I have no words.
Best Jewelry: Julia Roberts' earrings
So sparkly. So Art Deco. So fab.
Most Awkward Moment: John Travolta calling Idina Menzel "Adele Dazeem"
Also awkward: Those plugs. Yeesh.
Moment During Which I Yelled at My TV: Pink's performance of "Over the Rainbow"
PHRASING, GIRL! Do not breathe in between syllables of words! That dress was fab, though.
Did you watch the Oscars? What'd you think?